A few weeks ago I went to Philadelphia to watch the Eagles and Cowboys game. It was my first visit to the City of Brotherly Love and it will probably be my last unless Brittany Spears calls me and asks if I want to shoot a porno with her there. Being an avid football fan, I know which cities have the most passion for their NFL team. Philly is always on the list, along with Chicago, Boston, Denver, New York, Pittsburgh and Dallas.
I went to a Patriots game years ago and despite having just recently won two of their Super Bowls, the fans were for the most part polite and humble. Here is Chicago, you’ll find an asshole here and there, but we’re generally nice people. But Philly fans, at least 80% of them, are dickheads. I’ll say this, keep your left up if you’re not wearing an Eagles jersey. And keep your head on a swivel outside the stadium. All in all, I hope their fan busses break down on the way here this weekend. It’s bad enough being this close to Detroit.