It might be a rough date if…


  1. She looks like she’s been crying when you pick her up
  2. She gives her number to the bartender
  3. It’s a blind date and she looks like your Uncle Larry in drag
  4. She needs to stop by Walgreens to pick up her prescriptions
  5. She has a curfew
  6. She’s already banned from the pub you planned on going to
  7. She uses terms like “strategic visioning”, “mission-focused” and “knowledge management” on the “Looking for..” section of her Date.com profile
  8. She’s still wearing her wedding ring
  9. She constantly steers the conversation to her cat(s)
  10. She refers to herself in the third person when she complains of her headache
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